Questions

Do you expect anyone to believe any of this?

no.

Did you write the stories?

I had help.

Are the pictures yours?

yes.

Are the clothes yours?

yes.

Why are they so expensive?

that's the point.

Why are you doing this?

I am in danger, this is an insurance policy. If something bad happens to me, these stories are meant to inflict as much damage as possible on the collective american subconscious. If these take off I'm untouchable.

Is this, like, an ARG or something?

sure.